Failed New Year's Resolutions
Last Modified: 30/12/2016
This is what it would look like if people were honest about their New Year's Resolutions.
- 1I'm gonna lose 10 pounds and then gain 20.
- 2I'm gonna start flossing more two days before my dentist appointment.
- 3I'm gonna cut down on beer except for happy hour.
- 4I love beer.
- 5I'm going to start being more eco-friendly...
- 6...unless I can't figure out if something's recyclable like this.
- 7This is going in the trash.
- 8I'm gonna keep my house cleaner but probably only when I'm having people over.
- 9I'm gonna pick up piano unless it's really hard then I'm over it.
- 10I'm gonna start reading more literature.
- 11Well, probably only if it's going to be made into a movie like 50 Shades.
- 12You know, I'm going to be a vegetarian probably until I smell bacon.
- 13I'm gonna stop checking Facebook.
- 14Oh, Mary got engaged.