What Dads Can't Do

A son talks about how his father makes him feel important and loved.
  • 1There are lots of things that regular people can do but dads can't.
  • 2Dads can't pitch a baseball very hard or hit one very far.
  • 3When dads play hide-and-seek they always get found, but they have a hard time finding you.
  • 4They aren't very good wrestlers.
  • 5Dads lose at checkers and cards and almost every other game.
  • 6Dads like to go fishing but they don't like to go alone.
  • 7And they need extra practice baiting the hook.
  • 8Dads don't seem to be able to drive very fast.
  • 9Dads seem to have trouble holding on to their money.
  • 10Dads can't see you hiding your lima beans at dinnertime or feeding them to the cat.
  • 11Dads like to give baths but they can't help getting all wet.
  • 12Dads can't read a book by themselves.
  • 13And dads really need to be kissed good night at bedtime.
  • 14There are so many things dads can't do, it's a wonder they make it through life at all!
  • 15But dads can't give up.
  • 16No matter how tired a dad gets or how hard life gets, a dad never quits.
  • 17Thanks, Dad!
  • 18Happy Father's Day