The Rapping Flight Attendant

A flight attendant raps about the things passengers need to know when aboard a plane.
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  • 1This is Flight 372 on SWA.
  • 2The flight attendants on board serving you today:...
  • 3...Theresa in the middle, David in the back.
  • 4My name is David and I'm here to tell you that...
  • 5...shortly after takeoff, first things first,...
  • 6...there are soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst...
  • 7...but if you want another kind of drink then just holler.
  • 8Alcoholic beverages, that'll be four dollars.
  • 9If a Monster Energy Drink is your plan,...
  • 10...that'll be three dollars and you get the whole can.
  • 11We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic.
  • 12If you have a coupon, then that's fantastic.
  • 13We know you're ready to get to new places.
  • 14Open up the bins, put away your suitcases.
  • 15Carry-on items go under the seat...
  • 16...in front of you, so none of you have things by your feet.
  • 17If you have a seat on a row with the exit,...
  • 18...we're gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it.
  • 19You gotta help evacuate in case we need you,...
  • 20...if you don't wanna then we're gonna reseat you.
  • 21Before we leave, our advice is put away your electronic devices.
  • 22Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up.
  • 23Press the button to make the seat back raise up.
  • 24Sit back, relax, have a good time.
  • 25It's almost time to go, so I'm done with the rhyme.
  • 26Thank you for the fact that I wasn't ignored.
  • 27This is Southwest Airlines. Welcome aboard